cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

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(via daffoedil)

littleyaoithings:

so yesterday i told my mom i needed more bras so she took me to victorias secret

and this lady fitted me and so i went into a dressing room with one of like the try on bras or whatever

and while i was putting it on i heard the lady and my mom giggling and i heard the lady said “everything about her is tiny!”

nD I HISSED THROUGH MY TEETH “EXCEPT MY DICK” AND I DIDNT THINK THEYD HEAR IT BUT THEY STOPPED TALKING 

(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime, via daffoedil)

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

(Source: codegeass, via sensahtiv)

throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

(Source: supernintendogs, via frosty-the-hitman)

gracle:

thtupid:

gracle:

if i was more comfortable to wear shirtless sleeves i would definitely dye my armpit hair a bright blue 

shirtless sleeves

wait

(via zac-afron)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via stay-ocean-minded)

    Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
    Cashier: Are you 18?
    Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

prettyeven:

Hearing your favorite band on the radio:

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(via storms-shall-perish)

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

(via crystallized-teardrops)

Ever since I got asked to prom all I’ve been doing is looking at dresses and things

I think I found one