so yesterday i told my mom i needed more bras so she took me to victorias secret
and this lady fitted me and so i went into a dressing room with one of like the try on bras or whatever
and while i was putting it on i heard the lady and my mom giggling and i heard the lady said “everything about her is tiny!”
nD I HISSED THROUGH MY TEETH “EXCEPT MY DICK” AND I DIDNT THINK THEYD HEAR IT BUT THEY STOPPED TALKING
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
if i was more comfortable to wear shirtless sleeves i would definitely dye my armpit hair a bright blue
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Are you 18?
It's okay, they're a metaphor.
i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???