boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
    boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

(via whoredinarygirl)

"Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you"
- 10 word story (via sassyfag)

(Source: sleep-twerking, via fillthyandfaded)

"You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy. Then you should sit for an hour."
- Zen Proverb (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via fillthyandfaded)

imthedad:

I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

(Source: kamikaze95, via asvprock)

gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

(via encourage)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

(via zackisontumblr)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via reptheghostdance)

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

(via undedicated)

kairibloodheart:

twofingerswhiskey:

kongehans:

I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE

DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR

DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?

COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB

a lot of people fear things they’ve never seen before

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(via acciothenoseofvoldemort)