toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via whoredinarygirl)

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via hilloween)

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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(via baeuo)

    boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
    boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me